Wednesday, February 2, 2011

SNOWPOCALYPSE!!!

Okay so people have been getting way too excited about the snow. Here in Missouri we've had three feet of snow fall in two weeks... and honestly it's not as bad as everyone thinks it is...

And before you all start to defend your arguments, hear me out.

Problems with snow:

Frozen, therefore slippery, drivers cannot control their cars.

Light, therefore easily blown about, drivers cannot see.

COLD, difficult to shovel in large quantities.

Good things about snow:

I am a pre-med student, any school days off that I can get I take! (Greedily) Especially when it means that I have three extra days to study for a test :).

The biggest problem that I currently have with snow... is that my nook has died... and there is a book upon it that I wish to read... but I cannot read it, as my nook charger is missing.

I KNOW! I know what you're thinking!

But Morgan! You said you'd never GET an e-reader!

Indeed, that is what I said. However, they are nifty, and I do not have to lug a ton of books around with me when I want to read~

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Monday, January 3, 2011

Dear Person

Now I have been through this already several times. I am going to have to ask you to /stop/ banging on your radiator or digging a hole in your wall as you seem to be doing... or perhaps you are simply choosing to sword fight in the room above me. And YOU neighbor nearby me... please stop opening your creaky door or get some oil and make sure that it doesn't squeak... your squeaking is like nails on the chalkboard of my brain.

I will not accept this.

I must have silence... or something with the semblance of silence... PLEASE!

Also, if you, neighbor in 406, do not get over your cold soon then I will be forced to knock on your door and tell you to either kick the bucket or stay in your kitchen... because otherwise I may rip your tonsils out with my fingernails.

I have just move into my new apartment. And already I am having troubles with the people around me. They don't seem to realize that people live around them!  I suppose that's fine...

Until they start cooking something foul... that smells a little like haggis down the hall from you.

Nothing against haggis-eaters really.

I'm sure I knew a few haggis-eaters.

But honestly I don't want MY apartment to smell like YOUR haggis.

Thanks very much,

Angry Morgan

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