Now I have been through this already several times. I am going to have to ask you to /stop/ banging on your radiator or digging a hole in your wall as you seem to be doing... or perhaps you are simply choosing to sword fight in the room above me. And YOU neighbor nearby me... please stop opening your creaky door or get some oil and make sure that it doesn't squeak... your squeaking is like nails on the chalkboard of my brain.
I will not accept this.
I must have silence... or something with the semblance of silence... PLEASE!
Also, if you, neighbor in 406, do not get over your cold soon then I will be forced to knock on your door and tell you to either kick the bucket or stay in your kitchen... because otherwise I may rip your tonsils out with my fingernails.
I have just move into my new apartment. And already I am having troubles with the people around me. They don't seem to realize that people live around them! I suppose that's fine...
Until they start cooking something foul... that smells a little like haggis down the hall from you.
Nothing against haggis-eaters really.
I'm sure I knew a few haggis-eaters.
But honestly I don't want MY apartment to smell like YOUR haggis.
Thanks very much,
Angry Morgan
